No caffeine!
Just letting everybody know how bad it is to go from my Diet Dr. Pepper and Diet Cokes to only water, but hopefully it will pay off health-wise! Also a new episode should be coming soon after Crystal’s B-day!
Late,
Ryan
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Heeeeeeeeeeere’s Peyton!
Hello all! It’s soooooo good to be home again! Just wanted to stop by real quick and leave a couple of pics of the baby. I’ll start writing some more entries in the next day or so all about what has transpired! But, I just had to post this one!

Countdown
Today could be the day! Crystal went to the doc around 10 this morning, said she was 3 cm dilated and he would try to move things along, so he did what we discussed in the last entry (see last entry, duh)! So Peyton could be coming any minute now! Another thing while I’ve got you here…..as you just found out, the third child-oh-mine, he will be called Peyton! What do you all think about the spelling of this name for a boy? Crystal said this was the masculine form of this name, it just looks funny to me! Oh well, let me know what you think about either Peyton, or Payton for the boy name! Leave comments in the comment section or email me at ryan@daddydigest.com!
Late,
Ryan
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Hey everyone, I hope things are well with all of you. Some news that has caught my eye in the last couple of days…
First up, this is really sad, because she went for way too much!

A British man who said he believed his wife was cheating is under investigation for harassment after he put her up for sale on eBay.
Paul Osborn, 44, said he had heard rumors that his wife of 24 years, Sharon, was having an affair with a man at work, The Sun (a London newspaper) reported Thursday.
“I started checking her emails and I realized the rumors were true,” he said. “They had been discussing their sex life together and making plans for the future. I was absolutely destroyed. I gathered all her stuff in bags and dumped it in the drive.”
Osborn told The Sun he initially agreed to take his wife back but decided more drastic measures were needed after he again became suspicious. He created an eBay auction offering his “cheating, lying, adulterous slag of a wife” to the highest bidder. Bids reached more than $1 million. Sharon Osborn denies cheating on her husband and has filed a police complaint against him for harassment, the newspaper report said.
Ok, next up this may help us with our aim….with..you..know what….guys!
“Place to Pee” is an interactive urinal invented by two Belgian beer enthusiasts. While urinating on certain spots of the urinal the sensors control a video game on a screen at face level.Obviously women do not have the opportunity to use the “interactive toilet.” The video game urinal was tried out at the Belgian Arendonk music festival because people do a lot of drinking there. One user dubbed it “the most incredible peeing of my life.”
On the home front this week, Crystal is getting very close to having this kid! She goes to the doctor Wednesday and she is hoping that he will strip her membranes. She tried to encourage me to do this procedure, but me not finishing medical school and all, I didn’t feel comfortable doing it if you already know what this entails, then you know the “ich” factor, if you do not then well (with caution) look here! Well until next time, hang in there!
Late,
Ryan
Hangin Tough!
What a week so far! Worked all day on a rainy Monday and now it looks like more today! Two stories caught my eye today and I thought I would share them with everybody. First one is really kinda weird so if you don’t like strange and kinda out-of-the-ordinary stuff, you are on the wrong website because I love crazy crap like this….well not for the poor little things that had happened to…..but anyways on to the first one.

A California man faces criminal charges after police searched his home and found at least 300 dead cats in his freezers, authorities said. Michael Parnell, 46, also known as Michael Vondueren, was charged with possessing an assault weapon and obstructing an officer when he was arrested, KXTV, Sacramento, reported. Police Sgt. Jim Hose said authorities entered the home because of concern for the well-being of the Parnell’s 81-year-old mother. Three over-sized freezers in the foul-smelling home contained the bodies of cats and kittens, police said. Parnell’s mother was taken to an undisclosed location and the house was locked shut by city officials. Sacramento City Animal Care Services senior officer Pete Alarcon said about 20 live cats were removed by animal control officials and some of the animals underwent veterinary examinations. Ok, first sign is the 46 year old dude is still living with his mother….uuuhhh…first sign of issues!

Second story that made me chuckle was about the New Kids On The Block! The reunited New Kids on the Block will perform their first gig since they reunited alongside modern day pop icons Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers. The quintet will perform in public for the first time in 14 years when they appear on the “Today” show on May 16, but the group’s first full show will take place at New York radio station Z100’s annual Zootopia concert.
Well thats enough for now, leave some comments and let me know about what you think about these 2 lovely news items!
Late,
Ryan
ryan@daddydigest.com
Episode 1
Here it is everybody Episode 1 of the podcast!
[podcast]http://daddydigest.com/Podcasts/Episode1.mp3[/podcast]
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Mr. Aladdin sir, have a wish…or two….or three!
Ok, I will just start it out just like this…..why do people always rub on my pregnant wifes belly?
Why? Why? really…Why? Don’t get me wrong family members don’t bother us , really they don’t, I’m serious. What I want to know, who gave the blue haired crow in the grocery store permission to walk up to my wife and start caressing her like she was a magical lamp and a genie was gonna pop out if she kept rubbing long enough. Listen lady just because you had kids 67 years ago, doesn’t give you the right to rub my wife like a professional lotion applier! You don’t see old men coming up to me, rubbing my parts because we both pee standing up! It doesn’t matter that you are both women, both have given birth, or even have the same astrological sign! Keep your hands of the belly! Other than that everything is hunky-dorey (wow that looks funny typed out). Well, about 5 more weeks till delivery time so keep counting down with me!
Late,
Ryan
Prelude: Daddy Digest Podcast
Well, here is the first little feed of the podcast…….bigger, better, more awesomer episodes coming soon!
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