Mr. Aladdin sir, have a wish…or two….or three!

Ok, I will just start it out just like this…..why do people always rub on my pregnant wifes belly?
Why? Why? really…Why? Don’t get me wrong family members don’t bother us , really they don’t, I’m serious. What I want to know, who gave the blue haired crow in the grocery store permission to walk up to my wife and start caressing her like she was a magical lamp and a genie was gonna pop out if she kept rubbing long enough. Listen lady just because you had kids 67 years ago, doesn’t give you the right to rub my wife like a professional lotion applier! You don’t see old men coming up to me, rubbing my parts because we both pee standing up! It doesn’t matter that you are both women, both have given birth, or even have the same astrological sign! Keep your hands of the belly! Other than that everything is hunky-dorey (wow that looks funny typed out). Well, about 5 more weeks till delivery time so keep counting down with me!

Late,
Ryan

April 21, 2008 | Filed Under Family 

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