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Hey everyone, I hope things are well with all of you. Some news that has caught my eye in the last couple of days…
First up, this is really sad, because she went for way too much!
A British man who said he believed his wife was cheating is under investigation for harassment after he put her up for sale on eBay.
Paul Osborn, 44, said he had heard rumors that his wife of 24 years, Sharon, was having an affair with a man at work, The Sun (a London newspaper) reported Thursday.
“I started checking her emails and I realized the rumors were true,” he said. “They had been discussing their sex life together and making plans for the future. I was absolutely destroyed. I gathered all her stuff in bags and dumped it in the drive.”
Osborn told The Sun he initially agreed to take his wife back but decided more drastic measures were needed after he again became suspicious. He created an eBay auction offering his “cheating, lying, adulterous slag of a wife” to the highest bidder. Bids reached more than $1 million. Sharon Osborn denies cheating on her husband and has filed a police complaint against him for harassment, the newspaper report said.
Ok, next up this may help us with our aim….with..you..know what….guys!
“Place to Pee” is an interactive urinal invented by two Belgian beer enthusiasts. While urinating on certain spots of the urinal the sensors control a video game on a screen at face level.Obviously women do not have the opportunity to use the “interactive toilet.” The video game urinal was tried out at the Belgian Arendonk music festival because people do a lot of drinking there. One user dubbed it “the most incredible peeing of my life.”
On the home front this week, Crystal is getting very close to having this kid! She goes to the doctor Wednesday and she is hoping that he will strip her membranes. She tried to encourage me to do this procedure, but me not finishing medical school and all, I didn’t feel comfortable doing it if you already know what this entails, then you know the “ich” factor, if you do not then well (with caution) look here! Well until next time, hang in there!
Late,
Ryan
Episode 2
Here it is everybody, a little short one for this go-around! Leave some feedback and let’s chat!
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Hangin Tough!
What a week so far! Worked all day on a rainy Monday and now it looks like more today! Two stories caught my eye today and I thought I would share them with everybody. First one is really kinda weird so if you don’t like strange and kinda out-of-the-ordinary stuff, you are on the wrong website because I love crazy crap like this….well not for the poor little things that had happened to…..but anyways on to the first one.
A California man faces criminal charges after police searched his home and found at least 300 dead cats in his freezers, authorities said. Michael Parnell, 46, also known as Michael Vondueren, was charged with possessing an assault weapon and obstructing an officer when he was arrested, KXTV, Sacramento, reported. Police Sgt. Jim Hose said authorities entered the home because of concern for the well-being of the Parnell’s 81-year-old mother. Three over-sized freezers in the foul-smelling home contained the bodies of cats and kittens, police said. Parnell’s mother was taken to an undisclosed location and the house was locked shut by city officials. Sacramento City Animal Care Services senior officer Pete Alarcon said about 20 live cats were removed by animal control officials and some of the animals underwent veterinary examinations. Ok, first sign is the 46 year old dude is still living with his mother….uuuhhh…first sign of issues!
Second story that made me chuckle was about the New Kids On The Block! The reunited New Kids on the Block will perform their first gig since they reunited alongside modern day pop icons Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers. The quintet will perform in public for the first time in 14 years when they appear on the “Today” show on May 16, but the group’s first full show will take place at New York radio station Z100’s annual Zootopia concert.
Well thats enough for now, leave some comments and let me know about what you think about these 2 lovely news items!
Late,
Ryan
ryan@daddydigest.com
Episode 1
Here it is everybody Episode 1 of the podcast!
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Yard Sales….Get Your Cardio For The Week!
Hello all! Amazing weekend, we had all day Saturday to spend together, just me and Crystal, and we decided to get up and go look at all of the yard sales. We started our journey at about 8:00 a.m. and we were going to a neighborhood that only get to do garage/yard sales once a year on a certain designated weekends. So we got to the first house and let me tell you what we saw. It was like American Gladiatorsmeets Supermarket Sweep! I mean we got out of the car and all of these women started running towards the merchandise leaving her husband and kids inside the cars and trucks not even shutting the door, clotheslining mailboxes and anyone else in their way, hurdling over flower beds and dodging sprinkler heads! These ladies would be picking through anything, even if they didn’t need it! Clothes for kids in sizes they don’t even have in their house anymore! Uprooting plants out of the yard saying “$5, $5 won’t give you anymore!” Little woman speaking in other languages playing tug-o-war with a 0-3 onesie in their hands like it was the last one on earth. Now all of you ladies out there don’t think I’m just bagging on all of you and not the guys! Guys are just as bad, they want to always buy tools, swords, old Cd’s or 8-tracks, or some other crap that they definitely don’t need or have room for and sometimes aren’t even for sale! And why do people have so much crap to sell? Do you know how many people just have old ghetto strollers and car seats just sitting around collecting dust, rusting, and mildewing and they want to sell them for like $40?!?! Hello! Get rid of that crap for like $2 or someth….no…no…no…THROW THAT CRAP AWAY! Just like old baby outfits that have poop or spit-up stains, don’t give that away to someone else! Throw it away or for heavens sake…burn it! That’s almost as bad and the sets of used stained toddler undies I saw today! Unnnghh! Anyway, enough ranting for now, more in the audio version!
Ryan
ryan@daddydigest.com
Uh-oh…Full…Blown…Sickness!
Thats right, all of us are sick in some form or fashion! Not alot to cover except thank God for health insurance! Anyways, small little tidbit from the bizarre desk…..this is not a good example of a good father.
Late,
Ryan
ryan@daddydigest.com
Uh-oh…coughs…
Well, it’s Thursday morning and thats 2 nights in a row that Rylan has got out of his bed and came in our room at 3 in the morning. This time though, a little friend was tagging along with him, that’s right he brought in a fever! So you know what that means! First him, then he will give it to Taylor, then Crystal or I will get it! Oh, I guess it’s just “the circle of liiiiiiiiiife”… (sung to the theme from Lion King). Also, Crystal and I had a doctors visit yesterday and everything checked out fine. She was excited that she didn’t gain any weight in the last 2 weeks, but there was this other gaggle of ladies sitting in there and one girl was tearing up exclaiming, “Omg I can’t believe I gained 2 pounds, can you believe it mother? 2 POUNDS!” I was like….c’mon lady, you have a CHILD growing inside your body, and I told her that right then and there, yeah….ok….maybe not my place, but I get tired of some of these vain pregnant ladies worrying about such small things like, 2 pounds, or 15 pounds, or swollen parts, or thinking that they are ugly, or they might have droopy skin, or they may not fit back into a certain pair of pants! You know what? The weight can come off, things will stop swelling, you are beautiful, skin is elastic, and you can buy some different pants! The big picture is that you….a MOTHER…have just CREATED A LIFE! That’s a baby you had, not just something that was here for 9 months and then just, was never there! Be proud of what you have accomplished. You have done something that some people would kill to be able to do, and I didn’t forget about you Dads, you are apart of this also….good job!
So, before you look so deeply at those vanity pounds you got lying around, look at those beautiful blessings that are right in front of you!
Late,
Ryan
ryan@daddydigest.com
Mr. Aladdin sir, have a wish…or two….or three!
Ok, I will just start it out just like this…..why do people always rub on my pregnant wifes belly?
Why? Why? really…Why? Don’t get me wrong family members don’t bother us , really they don’t, I’m serious. What I want to know, who gave the blue haired crow in the grocery store permission to walk up to my wife and start caressing her like she was a magical lamp and a genie was gonna pop out if she kept rubbing long enough. Listen lady just because you had kids 67 years ago, doesn’t give you the right to rub my wife like a professional lotion applier! You don’t see old men coming up to me, rubbing my parts because we both pee standing up! It doesn’t matter that you are both women, both have given birth, or even have the same astrological sign! Keep your hands of the belly! Other than that everything is hunky-dorey (wow that looks funny typed out). Well, about 5 more weeks till delivery time so keep counting down with me!
Late,
Ryan
Prelude: Daddy Digest Podcast
Well, here is the first little feed of the podcast…….bigger, better, more awesomer episodes coming soon!
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F.U.V
Is it a “van”, a “school bus”, an “extended-cab car”, or just the old reliable term “mini-van”? I really don’t like this term. So I have come up with a new term…..FUV! Yes, a Family Utility Vehicle…..huh…huh..yeah…you like that huh? I want to tell you, this FUV that we just purchased a month ago is totally sweet! I mean we had a Ford Aerostar when I was growing up and God love my father, he was just getting what was family-functional at the time. But, I must say it was really fun even though my mom hated that thing! I must say though, our new vehicle is so friggin sweet!
We bought a 2008 Honda Odyssey and man this thing has eeeeeeevvverything! Not to mention it is totally 100% my wifes vehicle. I have only driven this thing like a true handful of times. Back in the day with our other vehicle I used to have to drive every place we went, but now I am always the passenger and that is okay with me! Number one question though what and when made the “mini-van” un-cool? I’m serious I really want to know the answer or opinions on this topic!
Late,
Ryan
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