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Episode 3
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Wow..forgot how fun this was!
Helloooooooooo everyone… nice to see all of you again, you look great! Man has it been crazy the last week, has it really been that long?! Anyways, things are going pretty well with the new one. I think the biggest thing is trying to catch up or even get some sleep! We are like zombies walking around and I must say it is really starting to get hard with all three of the kids. Some things that sparked my interest over the last week……Hospital stays are always horrible for not only the women, but for the guys also! Can they not making a freaking comfortable bed that sits in one of those rooms? I had the little “expandable chair get-up” and it sucked. Of coarse I walked outside of our room the next day and the room next to us had a huge couch in it that was calling my name. Also, the food in the hospitals today keep getting better and better! I’m talking about meatloaf, enchiladas, garlic mashed potatoes, pot roast, huge nice salads! I mean, I remember getting my appendix taken out and puking the first sip of the nasty beef broth that I had! Well I have the week off also and we are going to try to make the most of it and spend some time outside of the house, but it is so freaking hot here! So I’ve been spending the last couple of days watching them play in the “little” inflatable lagoon I bought them at Wal-mart. Ok get your barf bags ready… Clay Aiken and producer-friend Jaymes Foster are expecting a child. TMZ was first to report the pregnancy and People confirmed Foster was artificially inseminated.Clay, 29, will have an active role in raising the child. I guess…well..ok..welcome to fatherhood Clay…uuurgh. And last but not least, I would like to thank all of you once again for the warm wishes that you all have extended to me (OCM!) we really appreciate the congrats! I will try to be back in the next couple of days with more crap from my head!
Late,
Ryan
daddydigest@gmail.com
Heeeeeeeeeeere’s Peyton!
Hello all! It’s soooooo good to be home again! Just wanted to stop by real quick and leave a couple of pics of the baby. I’ll start writing some more entries in the next day or so all about what has transpired! But, I just had to post this one!
Countdown
Today could be the day! Crystal went to the doc around 10 this morning, said she was 3 cm dilated and he would try to move things along, so he did what we discussed in the last entry (see last entry, duh)! So Peyton could be coming any minute now! Another thing while I’ve got you here…..as you just found out, the third child-oh-mine, he will be called Peyton! What do you all think about the spelling of this name for a boy? Crystal said this was the masculine form of this name, it just looks funny to me! Oh well, let me know what you think about either Peyton, or Payton for the boy name! Leave comments in the comment section or email me at ryan@daddydigest.com!
Late,
Ryan
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Hey everyone, I hope things are well with all of you. Some news that has caught my eye in the last couple of days…
First up, this is really sad, because she went for way too much!
A British man who said he believed his wife was cheating is under investigation for harassment after he put her up for sale on eBay.
Paul Osborn, 44, said he had heard rumors that his wife of 24 years, Sharon, was having an affair with a man at work, The Sun (a London newspaper) reported Thursday.
“I started checking her emails and I realized the rumors were true,” he said. “They had been discussing their sex life together and making plans for the future. I was absolutely destroyed. I gathered all her stuff in bags and dumped it in the drive.”
Osborn told The Sun he initially agreed to take his wife back but decided more drastic measures were needed after he again became suspicious. He created an eBay auction offering his “cheating, lying, adulterous slag of a wife” to the highest bidder. Bids reached more than $1 million. Sharon Osborn denies cheating on her husband and has filed a police complaint against him for harassment, the newspaper report said.
Ok, next up this may help us with our aim….with..you..know what….guys!
“Place to Pee” is an interactive urinal invented by two Belgian beer enthusiasts. While urinating on certain spots of the urinal the sensors control a video game on a screen at face level.Obviously women do not have the opportunity to use the “interactive toilet.” The video game urinal was tried out at the Belgian Arendonk music festival because people do a lot of drinking there. One user dubbed it “the most incredible peeing of my life.”
On the home front this week, Crystal is getting very close to having this kid! She goes to the doctor Wednesday and she is hoping that he will strip her membranes. She tried to encourage me to do this procedure, but me not finishing medical school and all, I didn’t feel comfortable doing it if you already know what this entails, then you know the “ich” factor, if you do not then well (with caution) look here! Well until next time, hang in there!
Late,
Ryan
Episode 2
Here it is everybody, a little short one for this go-around! Leave some feedback and let’s chat!
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Hangin Tough!
What a week so far! Worked all day on a rainy Monday and now it looks like more today! Two stories caught my eye today and I thought I would share them with everybody. First one is really kinda weird so if you don’t like strange and kinda out-of-the-ordinary stuff, you are on the wrong website because I love crazy crap like this….well not for the poor little things that had happened to…..but anyways on to the first one.
A California man faces criminal charges after police searched his home and found at least 300 dead cats in his freezers, authorities said. Michael Parnell, 46, also known as Michael Vondueren, was charged with possessing an assault weapon and obstructing an officer when he was arrested, KXTV, Sacramento, reported. Police Sgt. Jim Hose said authorities entered the home because of concern for the well-being of the Parnell’s 81-year-old mother. Three over-sized freezers in the foul-smelling home contained the bodies of cats and kittens, police said. Parnell’s mother was taken to an undisclosed location and the house was locked shut by city officials. Sacramento City Animal Care Services senior officer Pete Alarcon said about 20 live cats were removed by animal control officials and some of the animals underwent veterinary examinations. Ok, first sign is the 46 year old dude is still living with his mother….uuuhhh…first sign of issues!
Second story that made me chuckle was about the New Kids On The Block! The reunited New Kids on the Block will perform their first gig since they reunited alongside modern day pop icons Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers. The quintet will perform in public for the first time in 14 years when they appear on the “Today” show on May 16, but the group’s first full show will take place at New York radio station Z100’s annual Zootopia concert.
Well thats enough for now, leave some comments and let me know about what you think about these 2 lovely news items!
Late,
Ryan
ryan@daddydigest.com
Episode 1
Here it is everybody Episode 1 of the podcast!
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Yard Sales….Get Your Cardio For The Week!
Hello all! Amazing weekend, we had all day Saturday to spend together, just me and Crystal, and we decided to get up and go look at all of the yard sales. We started our journey at about 8:00 a.m. and we were going to a neighborhood that only get to do garage/yard sales once a year on a certain designated weekends. So we got to the first house and let me tell you what we saw. It was like American Gladiatorsmeets Supermarket Sweep! I mean we got out of the car and all of these women started running towards the merchandise leaving her husband and kids inside the cars and trucks not even shutting the door, clotheslining mailboxes and anyone else in their way, hurdling over flower beds and dodging sprinkler heads! These ladies would be picking through anything, even if they didn’t need it! Clothes for kids in sizes they don’t even have in their house anymore! Uprooting plants out of the yard saying “$5, $5 won’t give you anymore!” Little woman speaking in other languages playing tug-o-war with a 0-3 onesie in their hands like it was the last one on earth. Now all of you ladies out there don’t think I’m just bagging on all of you and not the guys! Guys are just as bad, they want to always buy tools, swords, old Cd’s or 8-tracks, or some other crap that they definitely don’t need or have room for and sometimes aren’t even for sale! And why do people have so much crap to sell? Do you know how many people just have old ghetto strollers and car seats just sitting around collecting dust, rusting, and mildewing and they want to sell them for like $40?!?! Hello! Get rid of that crap for like $2 or someth….no…no…no…THROW THAT CRAP AWAY! Just like old baby outfits that have poop or spit-up stains, don’t give that away to someone else! Throw it away or for heavens sake…burn it! That’s almost as bad and the sets of used stained toddler undies I saw today! Unnnghh! Anyway, enough ranting for now, more in the audio version!
Ryan
ryan@daddydigest.com
Uh-oh…Full…Blown…Sickness!
Thats right, all of us are sick in some form or fashion! Not alot to cover except thank God for health insurance! Anyways, small little tidbit from the bizarre desk…..this is not a good example of a good father.
Late,
Ryan
ryan@daddydigest.com
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