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Swimsuit Edition
I wanted to start off this week talking about Memorial Day. I think some people have the wrong idea of what it means. I could have sworn that Memorial Day was a day to honor our fallen soldiers, those who have served in our military and defended this country’s honor and freedom. I think some people though, think that it is a day to wear bathing suits everywhere while they do their daily tasks. My job requires me to go into several shopping establishments on a daily basis. All throughout the day all I saw were people in some hideous suits.
One lady came into a store with a suit on and the bottom part of one of those cover-up thingies and I thought I was going to get some sort of poisoning just from smelling her and all of her coconut smelling oil glory. I mean she could rob the place and make a getaway so easy because this chick was so greased up she would slip through whoever’s hands tried to nab her.
Next, at another location, you had a guy who dances right into a store looking for some more liquid nourishment. While strolling in the store, I notice that this guy is soaking wet! Drenched! Like suit-is-still-sticking-to-him-in-his-neither-regions-with-droplets-all-over. Hello? Is there a pool outside, a hot tub, a sprinkler, or a Crocodile Mile I past up on the way in? I mean this dude was soaked. So that means if he was swimming he immediately jumped out, grabbed the keys, got in his car wet and drove up to the store fast.
Finally, you have the dynamic duo of swimming sisters. Two girls, both bikinis, huge sunglasses, perfect hair, total full of themselves. Except one was teeny skin and bones and the other must have been stealing the skinny one’s food. Chick was like 3 times the little ones size. It was just wrong that “biggin” had to wear this ridiculous bikini. I mean in some parts I couldn’t even see some strings, only vague parts where they entered and re-appeared. Don’t get me wrong, skinny, fat, pudgy, frail, stick, or big-boned, it doesn’t matter to me. Just have some sense of style or modesty in some cases…..or get a mirror. Well until next time another set of weirdos cross by path.
Episode 14 of Daddy Digest The Podcast
Sup people?! Back again this week with another entry to the digest. I share my thoughts on my family, American Idol, and Twilight. Feel free to leave me comments on the site, or on iTunes. You can also follow me on Twitter here.
Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 37:33 — 34.4MB)
Forehead Snooze Button
Is there some rulebook that kids have that I don’t know about? I s there a rule that says the only day that Mommy and Daddy could sleep late, you must wake up early and not even attempt at going back to sleep? I didn’t get this “rulebook” when I was a youngin’. I didn’t get up at the crack of dawn and then insist on eating or peeing the very second I woke up. NO, I was a good boy. I got up, went to the living room, turned on the TV, made sure that the volume was low, and proceeded to watch Saturday morning cartoons and didn’t bother my parental units until they bothered me! That’s another thing……what the heck happened to quality cartoons on regular local network stations? Anyways, now all my kids want to do is wake up and then wake the other siblings up just to start the day and cause havoc! Maybe once computers start running everything and Skynet has started up (tee-hee), we should install a sleep button to all children’s foreheads. Couldn’t you just see that “Daddy, I’m hungry—{{{push the child snooze button}}}—and BOOM! Your child drops to the floor for any amount of time that you set over at snoozemykid.com (not a real site, but thought about buying it though) and lets you get some more of that rest/sleep that you deserve.
Wordless Wednesday
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Wordless Wednesday
“It’s a jungle out there”
Episode 13
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Enjoy everyone,
Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 37:00 — 33.9MB)
Mother’s Day
This is going to be a very special post today, since I am writing this on Mother’s Day. My mother is an extraordinary woman. Her name is Jan and she is the person that I’ve known the longest in my life…..HA! I knew her before anyone else made an imprint in my life, so she molded my standards, my behaviour, my tenderness, my nurturing side, and pretty much my entire life. I just wanted to say thank you Mom for always being there no matter what I had done, no matter what the outcome was going to be, or whatever stood in my way. By your kindness and encouragement through my growing up, you have molded me into a parent that goes the extra mile, sacrifices so much, and spends so much precious time with my children. I am so fortunate to have you in my life and it is a honor and privilege to be your son.
Happy Mother’s Day Mommy,
Ryan
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